Do you sometimes find yourself in desolate environments, where currency is an ineffective means of securing essential needs? In our ongoing efforts to care for our members, and to reduce our liability when we forget about them in a dust storm or abandon them in the Black Hole, the Black Rock French Quarter has assembled these Survival Kits! The full inventory of each kit is a closely guarded secret, but we can reveal that they include a PORTABLE RADIO AND SPEAKER you can power by solar, batteries, or USB, to listen via Bluetooth, AM, FM, SW 3 Band, USB Drive, or TF Card. In fact, these radios are perfect for tuning in to BRFQ 88.1 FM, broadcasting from the historic French Quarter in Black Rock City. And our Survival Kits always include a bottle our house recipe hot sauce, balancing the flavors of NOLA and NOHO, and evoking all the sweet and spice, pleasure and pain, elation and despair that draws us all to Black Rock City each year. What kind of spiritual transformation can you expect to achieve without the right sauce on your breakfast sandwich? Most importantly, your donation to the Black Rock French Quarter, to help fund crawfish and cocktails, in return for a wonderful Survival Kit, is GUARANTEED to be 76% less commodified than the meals, bikes, water, and shelter sold by other leading camps, and 93% less commodified than the coffee formerly sold by the BMORG! A frameable Certificate of Decommodification is available upon request!